So… I have apparently lost 20 lbs in the last like 2 months… I have no idea how… But whatever I’m beyond fucking fine with it lol
I don’t usually like my profile… But right now it looks fine! #weird
You all get to witness a very special day…
Today is the one year anniversary of when I lost my virginity to the asshole that shall remain nameless…
God, that’s so weird to think about… Also, I only know the date because my best friend started dating her ex on that day, and I knew their anniversary… So I know mine.
Fuck. I wish I was having sex to mark the one year… It would have been happening like right now too… Weirrrrddd.
I think I have weird daddy issues….
Some epic life soundtrack moments happening.
- Open iTunes and Spotify… or any 2 music players (I just use those 2)
- Have “Breath of Life” by Florence + The Machine open in both
- Let the song run on one of the players until the 1:25 mark, then start the second player
- Sit back and listen to some epic as fuck mixes of noises.
It’s not PERFECT, but some of those moments are crazy awesome.
This fucking song is already so jammed full of awesome, but then it gets like head explode crazy for some of the big crescendos….
When did Nick Carter get attractive again?
The Contestant has thirty seconds to eat all the icing off a bald man’s head.
The Contestant must play two rounds of hopscotch while wearing a fish helmet.
The Contestant must spend thirty seconds riding a bicycle that punches him in the face as he pedals.


