My sorting reactions:
Gryffindor:
Slytherin:
Ravenclaw:
Hufflepuff:
because unlike the rest of you I am not a complete fucking moron and I actually understand the point.
You don’t choose your house people,
J.K. RowlingThe Sorting Hat does.
…because it’s not like Harry’s wishes had anything to do with what house he was sorted into or anything…
