Ok… Whiskey dick sucks…

Seriously, I was all ready to fuck you, and you couldn’t keep it up, and I couldn’t get wet enough…. bitch. But I guess it was a good thing because I just realized you weren’t wearing a condom… and that would have been bad… so thanks for fingering me, even though I wasn’t wet enough, and thanks for the hickey and liking my boobs… so much… Next time let’s pop that cherry for real… Because that was pathetic… my lips are chapped, my vagina hurts and my neck is now sore… this is not ok. Lol At least you were an awesome beer pong partner….