“I like Kitty Style. It’s like doggy style, but with more biting and scratching”
stop that cat. first, you look crazy. second, you don’t have anything to write on…wait, you don’t know how to write. you’re a cat.
I morphed myself and my father and some of my closest friends with animals…. Yeah, I’m in college
I am a beautiful Kitty Cat. MEOW
vampire cat is more intimidating than Edward Cullen.
Get out of there cat. That ball is so my hamster can run around the house and not get eaten by you. If you are in the ball, then it completely defeats the purpose of putting my hamster in the ball to be safe from you. But what do you care about my hamster being safe. You just want to eat my hamster because you are a cat.
I love this
Did I just spend almost 2 hours watching videos of kittens, puppies, babies and combinations of all three?
YES I DID!
get out of there cat. you cannot be in that british airways bag. you aren’t even british. i know that because cats cannot be british they can just be cats.
- Red: Wanna know what would be great for dessert?
- Kitty: .......HOTDOGS!
- Red: ...You read my mind!
- Kitty: I'll boil some water!
- Red: NO TIME!
