My face
Amanda and I are awesome.
Look, it’s me!
I’m Optimus Prime now, guys.
Look, I DO wear real clothes sometimes… and take awful mirror shots of my outfits… I’m lame, get over it
Super classy
I’m a cartoon!
We love slow dancing in a four person circle while drunk…
My friends and I all hanging out with Jesus Christ on Skype
My Spider-Man: Blue book came in the mail!!!!
Big hair, don’t care
I found this on my phone. This is back when I still had blonde hair… I was completely out of clean clothes at school, forcing me to dress like an adult… I think I took this picture to send to a friend to prove I had real clothes.. Oh and those are black pants, not a weird skirt.
I’m still puffy, but sober. Miranda, on the other hand is NOT.
Wisdom teeth are gone! And I am puffy!
My hair is huge, and back to dark!
Last-ish day blonde!
At least we’re both drunk in this one!
The Hawks will be the death of me.
We’re judging you. And looking FABULOUS with our pipe cleaner accessories while doing it!
90s party, I mixed Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain into one outfit
Work is boring me to death.
Red lips!
I’m really pretty, I know….
I’M BLONDE!
Feeling pretty!
Free pizza for my birthday!
Drunken iHop with my good buddy Wallace!
This is me looking baffled at life.
