January 2012
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Facebook timeline inspiration →
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Harry Potter in 99 Seconds. purrrrrrrrrrfect
Dec 31st
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Listen Katy Perry - E.T. (guy version) The Youtube...
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pale skin, blue eyes.: kkkrissy: “This is the... →
kkkrissy: “This is the thing: When you hit 28 or 30, everything begins to divide. You can see very clearly two kinds of people. On one side, people who have used their 20s to learn and grow, to find … themselves and their dreams, people who know what works and what doesn’t, who have pushed through to become real live adults. Then there’s the other kind, who are hanging onto college, or high...
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“[TRIGGER WARNING: Rape] Fat women are treated as utterly undesirable in our...”
– Jaclyn Friedman, What You Really Really Want: The Smart Girl’s Shame-Free Guide to Sex and Safety (via khaleesi)
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Dec 30th
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greyola: lol no new year’s kiss for me
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Sweet... I'm an idiot.
The guy that had been trying to hook up with me for like…. years, that I haven’t actually seen face to face in years, and I had a large falling out. Mostly because all he ever wanted to talk about was us hooking up and I got bitchy… And I was totally fine with him hating me, until I facebook creeped. He grew up very very well. I always had the image of him as a 15 year old kid in...
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Dec 25th
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I got a giant elephant head for Christmas...
It’s awesome… but I don’t know where I would put it!
Dec 25th
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hotmommaemmy replied to your post: Did I just bedazzle a personalized engraved flask for my friend’s 21st? I hope I get a bedazzled 21st cup next year hahaha :) …You will if I know where to send it!
Dec 25th
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Did I just bedazzle a personalized engraved flask...
Yeah.. Yeah I totally did. I’m beyond stupid… and yet so awesome sometimes.
Dec 25th
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Anyone: Hey you wanna narrat--
Morgan Freeman: YES
People of the world's collective reaction: AWWWWW YEAAAHHHH
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Proposal using Internet Memes →
Cried everywhere
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Want to know what I hate?
Over-tanned little skanks that try to get with a guy my little sister likes… Yeah, please meet protective Taylor, I promise you won’t like her.
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